oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
At a sweet 16. cant remember what shirt im wearing byt dnt worry im not sleeping w/ the guy who serves the chicken nuggets again
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
The bender is in full force. After 2 bloody mary's at breakfast we are now drinking vodka redbull "as a precaution" so we will stay awake for the club tonight.
I wish you could see how much hot sauce and broken glass are in our apartment right now.
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
She just drunkenly falls over and yells " I lost my footing!" in a british accent and then proceeds to run into the wall... did you spike her water?
Jasmine is diving into bushes again.
Why do I think he'd like to keep my hair in a box?
WHY WERE YOU COOKING NAKED?
WHY WERE YOU SLEEPING ON MY COUCH?
pesky things like morals, self-preservation and cowardice are not needed. overkill is nothing but a word. there will be blood.
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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