I just found that girl ____ on facebook, her activities include "church nursery" yikes
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
i just witnessed two asians having sex for the first time ten feet away from me..hes having a seizure..what the duck is going on???
How do you tell if you're on the terrorist watch list?
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
I had 4 margarita's and 2 mixed drinks and i blew zero's. Its a cinco de mayo miracle.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
Hey I think I found part of your tooth next to your wine bottle in the floor board of my car.
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Being the only woman in a triathlon group - it's a penis paradise.
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
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