Are you missing anything? I found a wedding ring in my bed this morning.....
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
She's a Laker fan, her sister is a Celtic fan... no matter who wins I'm getting a celebration bj from one of them!
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
Find out what day classes start and I will come down to Richmond that weekend. Any broad who claims to be 18-21 will be promptly ID'd. My job has trained me to spot a fake from a mile away, and I don't need a statutory rape charge.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
I can't tell you details but at one point I had her pee strapped to my back in a ziploc
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
A group of drunk Marines just serenaded me, never leaving this place
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
He had a vasectomy. I think I'm in love.
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
You would be successful and sober without me. you can't turn your bakon me now
So apparently I’m into choking now
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