Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
that's the nicest way anyone's ever asked me to send them naked pics before...
i love that he's uncircumcised. it makes handjobs so much easier. it's the lazy susan of penises.
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
i actually texted him "nice to see you" but then there was a saved draft "i think about you when i get off." dodged that bullet...
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Sex aside I am really scared about Syria...
Whoever decided to put a Denny's that close to the strip club is a genius.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
OH MY GOD REMEMBER ALL THAT I LOVE NEW YORK I DVRED BECAUSE I JUST DID
Is there any chance of you maybe wanting a bouncy house at your wedding. Like maybe a .0001 chance. If so I would totally chip in for that.
Turns out your granddad is cooler than you. We're taking him on our New year's eve pub crawl instead. Sorry.
But then our conversations are like black box recordings. Just the stuff you hear when the plane is going down
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