So ps i'm not pregnant with any athletes illegitimate children : )
I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
I wish I could save this moment forever and have sex with it regularly. Its just tht beautiful.
Welll when you have a beer at 8:30 am you've already decided whaat kind of Sunday it ism
He just made a mudslide using rubinoff and swiss miss packets. This can't end well....
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
I was high and he had on a gorilla suit. Of course I had to take a picture with him
Your a disgrace to smokers everywhere
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Hahahahaha. That's what your stoned ass gets for eating half a bag of processed cheese at 2am.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
We just stood there eating chocolate chip pancakes, watching you sleep on the bathroom floor.
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
Crying while I'm pooping. I think this is rock bottom
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