I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
Nob stitches i do do not bleed anymorr!
im pretty sure i just dented her unborn child.
Nothing says I've got my life together like vomiting on the groom and passing out at your youngests sisters wedding
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
I just got head while watching air force one. Harrison ford would be proud.
My philosophy professor just told the class that he is suspicious of dolphins. The stoner in front of me totally gets it. I need to start getting high for this class.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
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