dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
i am officially better prepared for a hangover tomorrow than i was for christmas.
I'm not sure if doing him was such a good idea. Yes the sex was good, but I'm scared I set myself up for failure in 2011 because he's the hottest guy. Ever.
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
Just helped a homeless man panhandle outside of Wawa, made him $6.31. Where are you?
I am in my freshman residence hall trying to convince an Asian man to give me my pants back. Never. Drinking. Again.
This football player keeps talking about his drunk dad. I think he may start crying. Does this deserve a roll tide?
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
I'm all dressed in my outfit from last night, and I'm not even the sluttiest person in Walmart right now. God bless Miami.
I broke a rule
Which One?!
The one where I shouldn't sleep with your friends. I broke this particular rule 4 times.
You're officially the worst brother ever.
I have to lie to someone and move five gallons of fermenting alcohol across campus but after that i'll hit you up 4 sho
Ahhh the shame of taking out my recycling
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