I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
becoming an adult blows. i don't think its possible for me to wake up for anything that doesn't involve kegs and eggs or half naked bums passed out in our yard.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
It's 9:30am and I've already blown three loads. Reason #101 I love 25 year old girls.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
The cops raided her house the day before class even started
Those assholes are becoming so efficient
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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