Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
How do you tell someone they are only invited if they put out?
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I feel like a fucked a broomstick last night. You get a gold star.
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
I'm going to buy her a puppy, let her fall in love with it, then kill it in front of her. Does that answer how I feel about her?
I was thinking that maybe I should not apply to Wells Fargo because they def have me on candid camera taking a drunken nap at 3am in their lobby.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
While randomly hooking up with my neighbor last night he says "it's okay we're neighbors".
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
I've got to stop being so hungover that I puke in the fine establishments of this glorious town.
What am I doing? I'm usually only attracted to horrible people.
I'm keeping him.
Sex was good?
I had to tap out three times. There aren't words for how much better than "good" that is.
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