I accidentally had phone sex last night
Sometimes I think my vagina thinks its a penis.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
i'm laying here naked in a pile of empty landshark bottles, is lauren still hiding under the toilet?
You've never even broken a bone. You singlehandedly disprove natural selection
Walking down the street, Bro bumping to 'still' by dre. Dropped his trash on the ground and aggressively sped up when his light turned green. If you still had love for the streets you wouldn't of fucking littered. Took everything for me not to yell at him. I know you would've.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
The stripper told Tom to sort his life out
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
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