i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
I ended up staying at a police station for being a witness in a public masturbation case..NOW do you believe me that I've never had a good St. Patrick's Day?
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
I actually kinda like her but everyone else hates her, so consider it a third party grudgefuck.
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
You're not supposed to support this behaviour, btw the judge recognized me
Not sorry that my walk of shame this morning was barefoot on my scooter.
Dear future Eric, sorry about the Everclear. Sincerely, Eric +2 shots E.C.
Your heart is a swirling cauldron of blackness that does not pump blood but rather a sludgey mixture of evil and broken dreams.
For the past year I have been the most responsible I have ever been in my entire life and now spring break is here and there is free penis just traipsing around my entire town. The game is afoot.
Just remembered when I first started going down on him he goes "ok now I feel a little better about the broncos losing"
we panicked because we couldn't find you anywhere, but then we found you tripping in the bathtub with Marie's cat. there was no water. you thought there was water, though.
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
His wife isn’t coming to the wedding! I’ve got 48 hours to home wreck him. Gotta go, I have to shave my vajayjay and buy some really slutty underwear. Love you!
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