The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I met the nicest Tranny last night. He/She loves Cheetos.
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
I think u should go home and go to bed. If u get arrested in the Ohio river u go to jail in Kentucky. Nobody wants to go to jail in KY.
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
You missed me roundhouse kicking a lit glow stick out of a guy's mouth last night. You would have been proud.
He broke up with me because "we're at different points in our lives" I think it's because he saw a drag queen with their hand halfway down my pants
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I ate her out in the bathroom and she did my makeup. Man i love being a lesbian
Tears For Fears is the only thing getting me through life at this moment.
You had all day to plan ahead & get mixers, so whose fault is this sobriety?
You told everyone to shut up then told the officer that you are 21 when you drink.
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
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