you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
That's it, I refuse to live in a world where sparkly vampires beat Batman at anything.
I just woke up wearing retainers... they are most definitely not mine
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
There was an awkward moment where I was going for his cock and he reach out and held my hand, thinking that what I was doing
Exactly, finding that perfect flask to come with you on all your adventures is like finding the perfect wedding dress. You have to feel it.
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
YOU CANT FOOL THE TOILET
I mean in all honesty I would let James Franco shit on my chest. End of story
No dude. I can't think of anything LESS sexy than yodeling
It's pretty self explanatory. You tried to have sex on the hood of a car in front of everyone
Why would you trust me with ANYTHING!!!???
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