It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I've literally already typed in by booty call text for friday night. all I have to do now is wait for is drunk me to press send
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
You threw up in your own shoe then wore it home
I know. I'm a saint. Saint of sitting on faces.
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
Two questions: is there going to be a bathroom at this party, and can we fuck in it. This will define whether or not I enjoy going to parties with you.
How drunk were you? in an effort to seduce him, you demonstrated your lap dance skillz on his dog.
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