youre lurking in front of me
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
Heres a quick tip! When getting black out head from your girlfriend dont come to and say "wait... wheres my girlfriend"
Yeah, I fucked him. and the worst part is his name was Jesus. And nobody said it in Spanish. Just Jesus. There is no way I can avoid burning when I walk into a church from now on.
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
I want you more than I want a burrito.
I'm not as filling.
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
Dude. Got a sore throat. Don't know if it's because my body is rejecting Michigan or cause of the bad ass blow job I gave last night
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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