life just isnt the same w/o real world cancun
She walked in, looked at the bed, sniffed, sighed, and went to grab her cleaning supplies. I'd say she knows.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
It's not that drunk me is smarter; it's that sober me is secretly playing for the other team.
I have never smelled more like a drunk mariachi band than I do right now.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
I think he knows I took a picture of him. Why I don't get punched in the face more often is anyone's guess.
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
Should I be flattered that she mumbled "You're the king of my face" before passing out?
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
I don't know what the hell I'm going to do with myself when this is all over. I'll probably just go back to smoking pot and trying to learn italian.
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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