D3 body, D1 cock
Fine. I'll sleep in my office
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
if you think for one second that i'm not using my mittens as hand puppets at the bar tonight then u dont know me at all!
They're making scrambled eggs at 2 in the morning... with rum
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
He's had mdma poured down his throat. He's getting huggy.
One of my students in my 8am class brought me a Tim Hortons cup with a bloody Mary in it. Clearly, I didn't manage to look not drunk when I ran into him at Denny's at 4am. Who decided to let me teach?
We need to get her a baby shower present. And no, a blow up sex doll with her dead boyfriends picture stuck to it, is not appropriate.
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
I don't remember much from my 21st, but my mom said I insisted on the fat guy taking body shots off me
I'll meet you in hell with unlimited boxes of wine though
I really regret not asking “like a cupcake” when you asked me to eat your ass
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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