how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
Like reprimanding the wall for "sneaking up on me" drunk
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
You scratched my dick last night. It deserves an apology and I fell that actions speak louder than words when it comes to apologies like this.
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
friends don't put videos of other friends on youtube puking on their professor on the first day
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
she's just been through a whole lot lately. When the crazy starts leaking out we give her vodka and lock her in the room with all the pillows.
so that's what that room is for...
they saw the dick pic he sent and started calling him 'subway'
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
The moment you tore my shirt off I knew I wanted to spend the rest of my life with you
I know right, I would blow him just for the satisfaction he would taste like vodka
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