At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
hooked up with a girl who spoke elfish last night..what up 8th grade lord of the rings fantasies
there are two kinds of girls in this world: my mom, and sluts.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
It took me 6months to figure out that he only had one testicle.
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
We now know how the night ended in arrest according to the flip camera I did 10 handle pulls and beer bonged a 40. My life choices are getting worse and worse this is your fault.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
I mean, she's batshit insane and once choked a guy with one hand but she's still MILF material in my book.
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
you asked how they got the microwave in the air. we had to explain three times that it was mounted there until you finally feel asleep
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
He just fucked me into paralysis. can't feel my hands or face.
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