So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
Tell me the dirtiest joke you know
Sarah Palin
god, I love you
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
It's sad that your definition of adulthood entails banging your boss after getting hammered at happy hour, and putting the tab on the company credit card.
I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
I just realized that every possible way I walk to campus I walk by the house of someone I slept with
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
I dunno about you, but I consider getting eaten out on the porch of a houseboat in -30c in a bridesmaids dress a northern right of passage
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