she was bad bro. like...id rather put my dick in a blender. twice.
its like randi wears special contacts, but instead of colors they make her eyes say "I want cock"
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
apparently when a guy says "if there's anything missing in your life, I will provide" he's not expecting attractive lesbians to be the answer.
I've only hooked up with engineers this year and it may be the best future financial decision I've ever made
It was like being run over by an orgasm freight train.
Uh I almost got the bride to go down on me. I'm the smoothest maid of honor ever.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
when you wake up naked in a bed with glowsticks, a rolled ankle, a hangover, and a condom; alone. you wonder shit
We dont have cups... so were doing shots out of bowls like puppies
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