I hate all girls vehemently.
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
College freshman give noticeably better blowjobs by the 5th week of the semester.
I think that last shot was nyquil. Please come gte me. WINGS.
Did you fuck him in my garden last night?
That WOULD explain the dirt in my vagina
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
At least I made out with him before he made out with that dog...
Trying to do the walk of shame over here WHY are there a hundred ppl on the el?! Thank god I pulled a summit and wore casual clothes I even stopped by the farmers market and bought some squash
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
I just slammed a bottle of white wine before I came to Whole Foods so basically I'm just training to be a middle aged white woman.
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