But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I wasn't expecting a boner of this magnitude
All of my current injuries can be related back to sex.
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
She apparently grabbed another girl and pulled her into the shower fully clothed. When the girl was like "you need to stop" she curled up into a ball and refused to leave.
Whoa, you know how to pick em.
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
Yikes. I usually have a 24-hour waiting period between sex partners. You know, like for a handgun.
I'm eating a piece of cake like an apple. At least my thought process is healthy.
Will you still call me Bond when I'm sober?
In other news I was masturbating last night and came really fucking hard to the thought of yelling at a customer....
I discovered moonshine and fell in love.
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
only i would get cock blocked by a cop
He ate me out on a washing machine in the 24 hour laundromat. Whoever watches that security camera footage is getting a show!
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