where did this taco bell managers name tag come from ?
I miss the good ol' days when we would yell at strangers from your balcony while wearing our mexican ponchos in the middle of the day.
what ever happened to our old dealer?
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I'm gonna drop in for a zip later man. It made me wanna eat my girls shampoo. Good shit
Just found an unopened tied g of coke on the floor in her room... she thinks the maintenance guy dropped it earlier today. This takes the cake for sketchiest apartment.
He ate the contents of an ashtray and didn't puke, I think he can handle drinking a fifth to himself.
He told me I was "too flexible." Excuse me?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
She's takin more dicks this month than I have in my life by the sounds of it
We broke my graduation cords last night when we used them to tie each other up during sex last night
I fucked your neighbor. Welcome to the new apartment!
You were pretty conviced that my dog was a spanish child and kept trying to read him the news from your iphone app
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