I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Is there a "Plan B" app for my iphone?
She made me add her as a friend on fb before she got into my bed... I sense a stalker
she kept her crown on the whole time i was giving her birthday sex
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
we tried to steal a tractor last night. you should have come out.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
You must be buzzed on Miller Lite.. Zen master advice is flowing
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
Dignity. Ruined. Must. Smoke. Weed.
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