STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
My brain says no but my pants say off.
it makes me cry that so many people are going to see you naked someday.
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
talking dirty on facebook chat is the new phone sex.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
I am pretty damn sure that neither my body or his body is ready for how drunk I am getting tonight
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
gin. gin. Gin. GIN GIN GINGINFFdJH
I woke up the whole house screaming I need my shorts they found me in the kitchen with a bag of strawberries naked
I am now gainfully employed. Parents, lock up your children.
Yay! Welcome to the world of "you're seriously trusting me with your kid?"
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