Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
It must suffice lest there secretly exist a picture of me walking out of the ocean at midnight naked and half mast with a sea urchin on my ass
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
How I know I've been single too long: I'm reveling in finding out my taken friends are being tragically dumped
ok, muffins say "love me", waffles say "fuck me", got it.
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