Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
I want to bang chis in dee ass burt he be hating on me times two. Me be tryin ti love onu
Bendover
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
There are walks of shame and then there are walks of what the hell is wrong with you.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
The usual, im laying out. Ipod on shuffle, Large spray bottle to cool myself of and a smaller one filled with chilled vodka. I can spray the vodka right in my mouth without even opening my eyes. THIS IS LIVING....
It sounds like I am drunk, but I am not. I just have a concussion.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
I want to start a guest book for my bed room so when dudes leave they can write a review
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