I think I just saw someone hide a body.
sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
I'm really sorry that I blew your friend in your bed, but to be fair he started it.
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
You just put lesbians and Hogwarts in the same sentence. Of course I'm in.
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
EVERYBODY CALM YOUR SHIT
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
I offered to trade my cat for a bottle of tequila as long as it had a handle on it and realized I had a problem
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
And to be clear I have only watched porn like 3 times at work
Pretty sure this radio station is run by a cult. Good thing it's in Spanish, can't brainwash someone who can't understand you.
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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