I just ate 3 burrito supremes and a crunchwrap...can't feel feet...I think I have diabetes
Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
thanks for singing to me while i puked last night
shes in my pool wearing only floaties on her arms ill have to raincheck watching march madness with you guys sorry
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
Where would I incorporate "your boyfriend fucked the shit out of me last night" before or after Merry Christmas bitch?
Only I could host a baby shower where the cops get called.
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
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