I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
he designed a suit out of pillows to protect himself when he fell.
engineering majors are such efficient drunks.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
the saddest part is, this is not even the first time i've woken up in a shopping cart with a concussion.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
You gave me a bottle of tequila and introduced me to a ginger named cowboy. I actually love you.
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