How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
chris hansen is no longer pursuing child predators.let's celebrate
i'll bring the hard lemonade and lube
I KNOW you don't honestly think you can pay me back in lotto tickets.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
A DRUNK EMT IS BETTER THAN NO EMT!!!
at one point he couldn't find his underwear so he put on my catsuit to go to the bathroom
being pregnant is like rehab
Oh no. Not her. Her personality clashes with mine in ways that would make me wanna beat myself with a stick.
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
I've been watching porn with my cat lately. No shame
Peanut butter and whiskey is not a dinner
So is it weird that I am super excited for my new captain america clit ring... Or is my crotch getting too patriotic
Officially the best daughter ever. I just restocked my parents alcohol that I stole last night AND ADDED TO IT
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