ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
Found your dick twin last night
Dont eat ANYTHING off the floor at Matt's house. He likes floor sex.
Hefty paycheck and not get wasted can't exist in the same night
I don't mean to complain but you could have done a better job of keeping me alive last night
let me drop the bass on your empty vagina syndrome
New York City is dangerous when the only bars you go to are the ones that have 'open' in front
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
Lol woke up with mangoes in bed with me
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
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