Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Fact: The drinking you do in college doesn't affect your liver in real life.
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
i seriously have like 9 pictures of people taking shots out of a vag on my camera....
Just proved I could salsa dance in a bar where no one was dancing
Sidenote...no idea how to salsa
You're just jealous because you lost me and I ended up at another party licking Marshmallow Fluff bikinis off of lesbians.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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