oh my god I didn't know your sister was this good at french kissing
Every time I find out someone else from high school got pregnant accidentally, I want to declare victory over them.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
of all places to pass out....why right in front of our RA's door? OF ALL PLACES.
im not going to any frat parties next semester. for once i want them to think its actually hard to get in my vagina
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
An outback commercial just played and I remembered that guy from Australia Imade out with at the Derby. Great Bachelorette Party, btw.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
It was like getting a handjob from a frost giant
I seriously doubt I'm gonna be able to properly put your dick in my mouth whilst upside down, but I'm willing to give it my best shot
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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