Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
she went apple picking. why dont we do cute things like that? let's go to a pumpkin patch!
because we're not cute. we're sluts. and sluts don't go apple picking.
If I had KNOWN you and mom were coming to visit, I wouldn't have passed out in the frat. This is why I hate surprises.
So i was told that i peed in the sink, had sex with a pillow and banged on a washer while singing idian chants
IF CHARLIE SCHEEN CAN DO IT I CAN DO IT IM A PROFESSONAL
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
He's tweaking out . If he's on fucking bathsalts and eats my face like a chalupa pull the plug. I don't want to live with no fucking face. Pull. The. Plug.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
i just passed i guy i once let listen to me masterbate on the phone...nyc is not big enough
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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