toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i called my mom using *69 and said this was the principal and Matt has a snow a day today. she believed me.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
He kept his baseball cap on when he went down on me...
I guess, all I remember was giving you road head the whole way there so you wouldn't fall asleep.
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
I don't think you should be sorry for such memorable sex that I yell your name when you aren't around.
Dying on my bathroom floor at 7 am, I would rather be eaten by a shark right now
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
He got in a shopping cart outside of home depot and insisted we push him down a flight of stairs. For science.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
If anything I look like a soccor mom going out for her annual ladies night. Trying hard, but not quite in her twenty's anymore.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
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