Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
when a 14 year old is judging you, you know you've had too much to drink
He woke up screaming about pickles. I think it's gonna be a good day.
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
still using moms red Christmas cookie plate she sent to cut lines on. not sure I can return with a clear conscious
I'm lying here drinking water from a shot glass..moving is not an option right now
Hypothetical Question: Would you take a cougar bullet for me?
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Never thought I'd see the day when I got assless chaps in the mail, and yet here we are...
Only true party girls take their birth control with Smirnoff.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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