No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Um please remind me to tell you what happened tonight. It involves wine, pain killers and firing a handgun in our apartment. Legit might be hiding from the cops this weekend.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
I'm so drunk. Remember me this way.
If you don't see me at the bar tomorrow night, I was most likely captured by the communists.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
I find nice boys who are in extremely long term relationships with nice girls, wait for them to break up, and sneak in for the rebound fucking.
You are like a terrifying jaguar of sex. Predatory.
If I'm getting through this pandemic I'm doing it drunk.
Randomize
