ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
how hairy? two words: wookie tits
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
Yeah you insisted everyone watch Space Jam at 2 in the morning then you cried the whole way through it. You were the very worst kind of drunk.
Challenge: Try to have your balls hanging out in every picture you take tonight
Challenge Accepted
Also, beer. Big fan.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Been trying to fuck him since december. Finally got him into bed and he was uncircumcised. Why do bad things happen to good people?
GOT MY PERIOD AND AN INTERNSHIP OFFER THIS IS A WONDERFUL DAY
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
He just got out of surgery, almost died from shooting him self with an arrow.
I’m on my way to fuck the new hockey player
Ride him like a Zamboni
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