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(703): View more from Virginia

party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.

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(709): View more from Newfndlnd, Labradr

i never knew gatorade would taste just as good on the way back up

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(406): View more from Montana

Living right is spending a lot of time in someone's ass

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(585): View more from New York

i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"

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(716): View more from New York

can you take me to a tanning bed

(1-716): View more from New York

sure, why though?

(716): View more from New York

i have to go once so i can blame these herpes on the tanning bed and she won't get suspicious

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(252): View more from North Carolina

Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning

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(415): View more from California

handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond

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(919): View more from North Carolina

you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"

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(218): View more from Minnesota

I know you're having a really bad day and I'm a little to blame for that and I'm sorry. To make your day go better just try to imagine what people's fuck faces look like.

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