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Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?

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(704): View more from North Carolina

oh jesus shes a lukewarm mess

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(608): View more from Wisconsin

How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?

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myspace Music?

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation

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(662): View more from Mississippi

you were so drunk when the pizza guy got there you told him that you didn't have any money and would trade him the pizza for 3 Porno movies and he totally did it. I may never have to pay for pizza again

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(856): View more from New Jersey

she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.

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(414): View more from Wisconsin

Last time we were that stoned we made a "everything you can fit in the blender" shake. Didn't end well..

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(267): View more from Pennsylvania

All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.

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(313): View more from Michigan

These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!

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