There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
Google Chrome's "top 8 most visited sites" page has become my motivation to stop masturbating
he smelled like listerine and beef tacos
I opened my door to go to class and all there was was a raccoon puking on the doorstep. In hindsight, it was a very accurate omen.
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
i just saw you make out with a girl with facial hair...just thought i would document that in case you forgot
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
Then he said,"I love you like a sister I like to have sex with."
I walked in and saw her crying and singing to her dog
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
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