in vegas stuck in the middle of a pride right now
Pride?
thats a pack of cougars
go fuck yourself
I just set a weed brownie on fire in the microwave.
Successful day.
She really thought E.D. was a sexually position.
so, the parking garage attendent caught us humping in the car. long story short, we have free parking whenever we want! take that abstinence.
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
Confidence margaritas not a good idea. Just said foreskin in my presentation instead of foresight.
Only you two could pull off a partner swap with honeymooners
I got whiskey, so I think the blizzard and I are at an even match
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
You were hitting on girls while wearing the banana suit. When they rejected you you yelled "I gotta split anyway."
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
Oh man I knew I took that Molly too soon, talkin to some Scottish people lol but don’t like rollin in pizza restaurants.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
Did it work?
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