"You squeeze, we tiip biiiiiig" JB
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I have surprise drugs for everyone
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
just threw up what i'm pretty sure look like contents of a lava lamp
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
My phone autocorrects "pooping" to "popping" and I'm like DO YOU EVEN KNOW ME??!
do you think me going to the gyno dressed as a cat is inappropriate?
Can you send me a picture of your dog? I might need to borrow him so I can wear a speedo to a pool party on Friday
Update: pile o Coke party starting at approx 4 - 7 and going until 1ish to celebrate our founding fathers and love of cocaine and hatred of everyone\n
If I get back to the house before you, I'm setting up the swing. If you get there before me, it's chains and cuffs.
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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