I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
it was 5AM and you were field goal kicking solo cups into the sink
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
I should also mention that having been a sheltered child, I am conditioned to have serious kinks and find upper bodies of either sex attractive. And legs.
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
I just caught myself watching and Irish step dance documentary in my underwear drinking nyquil through a straw at 2 in the afternoon. today's off to a good start.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
Topless Tuesday? One of us will be really happy the other not so much.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
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