Well maybe next time you won't tell me to do whatever I want.
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Whatever dude, I don't feel bad about it. If my girlfriend finds out even SHE should give me a high five. That bitch was fine
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
Your ankle brace is here and the saw is charged. Grab some vodka that cast is coming off tonight.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
If sandwichs had dicks, my life would be complete
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
Honey you are a beautiful woman but I came over to eat your pizza and fuck your brother. And you're out of pizza.
I used to shoot steroids in my ass but for a totally different reason
she told me id be a great addition to their lesbian community and shes giving me sex eyes from across the room. come get me NOW
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