doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
I started drinking at 10.30am. Ive got a solid buzz, ive decided holidays are to be treated like gamedays
Yes, I am watching The Hills Have Thighs. And yes it is a porno remake of The Hills Have Eyes. And, again, yes, lesbian sex in the desert. Get the sand out.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
Just pretend you're riding a unicorn through space. Thats how I deal with the stirrup situation at the gyno office.
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I thought that wasn't a thing ever since she showed you her vag on the dance floor
Pretty sure I was high. I thought there was music coming out of my makeup bag.
Apparently I blamed my BAC on the Saint Louis Cardinals...how is that not a valid excuse?!
I just said "I love my cat" as a hobby.
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
After this weekend my vagina will follow his penis anywhere. It’s like the pied piper, but with penis
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