yeah worst sex in my life. plus i think her little brother was in the room.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
You are the worst substitute drug dealer ever
I made out with all three roommates...I didnt realize that was actually an awkward situation.
So apparently the bar gave out free condoms, which I now have a pocket full of. Why is drunk me shoving the fact that I'm single and not getting laid in sober me's face...
Dude, Donte totally wants it. I don't have any idea how I do it. I'm not even cool. I'm not even the hero Gotham deserves. I'm barely high. My hands are swelling. Want me to pick you up anything from five guys?
Best case scenario I do a bunch of dirty things to you, blow your mind and you enjoy it. Worst case I stare at you, poke at you, smile and droll on myself, you laugh.
My Dicks been hard all day. Poor guy isn't used to vacation being over
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
COVER ME IN BACON THATS MY FETISH
ACTUALLY ITS NOT, I HAVE NO FUCKING IDEA WHAT AWAKENS THE MONSTER BELOW THE BELT
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