Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
ttyl tear gas
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Fuck going to see The Hunger Games tonight. The only thing I'm hungry for is some dick. Let's go to the bar.
We got the DJ into it too! "If there are any dudes into other dudes out there, my man mark is looking to get pounded. Buy him a drink stat!"
I yelled "NO FLEX ZONE!!!" at the guy that thinks it's cool to take off his shirt at the party then proceeded to puking
when you shit yourself on the way to school its time to give up and go home
well i blew him then my wife blew him, so im guessing we'll be seeing him around, yeah
There's even glitter on my cock...
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