I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
So I just used shazaam to figure out a pairs figure skating song. I don't think I could get any gayer.
apparently 20 random guys watched the process of me being carried on a mattress through the dorms
she's on the floor slapping my dogs face with slices of pizza
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
Dude, putting on underwear straight out of the dryer is the greatest thing ever. It feels like I wrapped my vagina in a warm blanket.
Turns out he's actually a she. Might keep dating her just to see Mom's reaction.
My mom found your leather pants in our guest room. She doesn't want to know why they are there, she just wants to know if you want them washed.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
I'm not saying you're stupid, just that you have bad luck when thinking...
We couldn't find her anywhere. Finally, I saw her sitting in my bathroom floor spraying hair mouse into her mouth and whispering "I fucking love whipped cream." WHAT DID YOU GIVE HER AND CAN I HAVE SOME?
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